LET US MILK THE COW

elitist post

2006-07-23T19:54:29Z

I'm a very important person, and I deserve some mad damn privacy.

~*SUPER LUCKY*~ friends only.

Because I love my baby bro...

2006-01-15T08:24:50Z

Kai, I know you're crying cos you're touched!

Awwww... Am I sweet or what????

Happy beedee lil' bro!!! Even Lucky Manzano greeted you!!! hahahahhahaha!!!

There is hope for everyone!

2005-08-11T22:11:14Z

The world is fair! Yeah, IT IS. Want some visual proof?

Click this ->

Ashanti Before: "Can BRAZILIAN WAX be used on mah face y'all? YO YO YO! WORD! So I can start bitchin with them pimpz!" (sorry for the lame ghetto skit)

Yes that is Ashanti, for you "hiphop" lovers out there, yo princess was once a very hairy beast with sideburns. But that's alright, she had managed, alongside a whole suregery clinic and the whole FAB 5, to transform herself into a real stunner! RAAAAWR (Eeek, I just felt a cringe when I said "RAAAWWR" at Ashanti. I know she looks smashingly hot now, but I think it's gonna take me a while to detach the BEFORE Picture from her).

This is why I think every woman out there (After 37 surgeries, facial wax, bleaching powder, 500-dollar top with 6 inches of fabric, a spatula of make-up and 2 years of hunger), can achieve her eternal and ceaseless fantasy of arising as a mega-ultimate-bangin'-hottalicious whore. Honestly, DON'T WE ALL WANNA LOOK LIKE WHORES? I mean, I DO. hahahhaa jk.

This is not just a stupid post on my perennial panning on celebrities. I actually have a very profound and inspirational message:
There is hope for everyone!

lol. SERIOUSLY, there is. I mean, C'MON just take a look at Sesame St. Bert's daughter up there!

Sienna Miller is Sedgwick.

2005-08-02T23:51:30Z

Andy Warhol should start digging from six feet deep.

WOW. And this IS the woman who will play Edie Sedgwick ?

I'm one of the few who isn't so smitten with Sienna's boho chic style reconceived by glamorous shabby Siberians. I guess if you live along the yurt, you won't find this so off-putting.

Forget all about the hoopla surrounding the issues around Jude Law's affairs. I can't blame him. Once your fiance's starts dressing with insanity binge, that's when the BANG NANNY go signal shows up.

To think, this "boho chick" HAD boned Orlando Bloom as well.

Girls, start digging in the salvation army bargain bin.

Infiltration Alert!

2005-06-20T18:03:14Z

Lately, I've been bashing local celebs. My constant criticism has taken it's toll on my journal. Angry Kyla fans have infiltrated my property. This is just wonderful. I'm finally getting the negative attention I wanted since I was 7. hahahaha.

What a big surprise for me, after abandoning my journal for months, the comments on my Rich-Alexi entry soared! I'm really starting to learn marketing.
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THE LEGACY LIVES ON

2004-04-07T22:20:41Z